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My faithful riding companion for the last five years

My faithful riding companion for the last five years

I am in the market for a different car.  My trusty Taurus is approaching the ten-year-old mark and I am thinking something a little newer might be in order.  I  spent part of today looking at cars and thinking back to my very first automobile – a 1984 Oldsmobile Cutlass that I first drove in 1988, during my junior year of high school.  I grew to love that car over the course of about eight years of daily driving, and sometimes still wish I had it back.

So, that got me wondering – would you be willing to vote in a quick poll about the age of your first car?  If so, click the question:

Have you ever asked, or have you been asked, “What do you do?” This question comes up almost instantly when you first meet someone. It may be one of the cheapest and most overused conversation starters. Our occupation sort of defines us in others’ eyes, doesn’t it?

Most people ask this question with the intention of finding out how you make a living. Sometimes I like to have fun with my answer to this recurring question.

“I take pictures of freight trains” or “I take apart wooden furniture looking for salvage parts” or “I like to take candid photography using my zoom lens”. I really like using this last one on new neighbors, then watching to see how much time passes before they close their blinds. My wisecracking answers increase with my caffeine intake.

How would you answer this question? Do you have any other humorous ideas? Who was the last person you asked this? What did they say? Click the “Comments” link and let me know!

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I am attempting sleep right now – or I was – in a very unusual bit of downtime around the midnight hour. I have discovered that I have a new pet. I don’t have to feed him/her, nor do I need to walk this critter. It just stays in my house, unassuming, until nightfall, when it begins to CHIRP-CHIRP-CHIRP.

You have perhaps guessed by now that my uninvited house guest is a cricket. My mind is wandering back to “A Cricket in Times Square”, a book I read as a child about a singing cricket in New York City. Can’t quite remember the details now.

This “singing”, as it were, has inspired what I believe to be my first ever haiku:

Infernal chirping,
One with exoskeleton,
Crunchy Gooey Mess

I make my living in a lab.  I like full disclosure, so I tell you this to let you know that I have a vital interest in science and scientific inquiry.  I am classically trained as a chemist.  Nowhere in my training as a chemist have I found reason to doubt the notion that humanity, and indeed all of creation, was the product of a well prepared creator with an intensely personal vision for how this universe would look, and even how it would work.

I recently heard the phrase “sabotaging science” in reference to some church-based curriculum or another (yes, there are still a few educational programs which are built upon the foundations of religious thought).

This made me think, “If I were to create a universe, and give a certain group of life forms the ability to think and reason, would I then also sabotage that ability?”

It is a tough question if you consider the ramifications.  First, I am going to create this prototype setting for my favorite creatures to occupy.  Then I am going to create those favorite creatures, loosely based on my own image, and place them in this setting.

With further thought, the real question soon becomes, “Do I indeed give them free will to make choices, and thus, mistakes?”

As a mere mortal, there is much to consider.  Eventually, though, I think it necessarily comes down to “If they are to find truth,  how can they not have the ability to choose between truth and lies?”

Now, if sabotaging science actually happened, then I would assert that it was done from the beginning, when humans were established as the dominant form of life.  With human participation comes human error.  This is the true sabotage that has happened.  Give a person the chance to observe a monkey and a man, and instantly the similarities are obvious to this person.  But what of the less obvious differences?

It is ironic that this doesn’t hold for human creations.  Hand a person two items made by human hands or by today’s equivalent, the robot.  If the items aren’t exactly alike, the differences will be quickly obvious, while the similarities sometimes remain somewhat elusive.

For example, let us consider a small salad bowl and a similarly sized round ash tray.  To the casual observer, the two items are obviously different.  The recognition of this difference is nearly immediate among a wide variety of intellects.  Although the two items are both round, and may both be the same color, and perhaps close to the same size, the difference is obvious.

You may ask “What difference?”, to which I would answer, “The intention of the creator.  That is what separates the salad bowl from the ash tray.”  Even to a casual observer, this is quickly obvious.  This is because the observer has an understanding of the purpose for each.  Why not for the monkey and the man?

I propose that it is because you and I might one day create either the ash tray or the salad bowl, given enough patience and the right material and the desire to do so.  However, neither one of us will come close to creating a human or a monkey or any other of the wonders all around us.

You don’t buy it?  Well, go ahead.  Create something on the scale of the majestic world and universe we live in.  Try to create the moment that hundreds of thousands of people unwittingly share as they each observe a beautiful sunset, each from their own vantage point.  Try to create the feeling in your heart that happens when you hear a baby say “Dada” or “Mama” for the first time.  Want something easier?  Try creating a dung beatle, a cockroach, or a flea.  Where would you start?

This level of detailed work, the type of artistry that went into making just the few things we have discovered about our world, is just too much for most people to grasp.  So rather than looking up and acknowledging the wonder, we look down and wonder about knowledge.

We build tools and laboratories.  We create measuring sticks, and we create methods, and we create ways to quickly share the details of what we measure with others who are also measuring.  In all of this, we claim to build up a healthy detachment from what we are studying, we even claim to be “objective” and unattached to any method or theory, when in fact we know the opposite is true.

Just as the whole of creation brings a twinkle to the eye of the intelligent architect in charge of all, the author of a scientific paper will often defend the indefensible to the bitter end because his name is on it. Well folks, I think that we are the indefensible, and that grand architect has indeed gone the distance to defend us in spite of that, because of the love that develops between the creator and the creation.

Not only have we been allowed to search for truth, and to fail, but we’ve been allowed to keep trying again and again, with the encouraging promise of impending success.  This applies to everyone, regardless of whether you search for truth in a church or at a lab bench, as a journalist or as a laborer.  Today, tomorrow, and the next day you will have another chance to get it right.

I believe that if you are a Republican and you think that you have some claim to the Tea Party protests, you may need to review the situation. This was a non partisan, grass roots effort to shake the legislators in Washington. It isn’t anti-Democrat and it isn’t anti-Republican. It’s not “anti” anything, it is Pro American Citizen.

This is a textbook demonstration of how to peacefully express your dissatisfaction with the way your representatives have been doing their jobs.

It is the latest in an escalating response from the governed to what is apparently either disrespect or complete neglect of duties on the part of lawmakers.

If you are a lawmaker and you spend your time in Washington social circles instead of in your district listening, you should be scared. We are in your district, and we are listening, and we WILL vote in the next election.

Don’t think that a party emblem is going to be your free pass – we brought the tea and we’re making enough for both parties.

So get your act together, review your voting record, compare it to your constituents’ interests, and maybe polish up that resume. You just might be with many of those constituents, in the job market, soon.

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So this post is brief – no, I mean really brief.  There is just one element:  the “call to action”.

I want you to do something, and I’m just going to come right out and say it.  Tell me about you.  Jump into the comments and tell me who you are, where you’re from, anything you want to share about yourself.  Do you blog too?  Tell me about that.

One specific question I’d love to have answered:  how did you get here?  Were you referred by someone, did you find me on a social networking service, or was it just plain old Google?

I look forward to hearing from you!

Language seems to prove evolution an incorrect theory, as it becomes less and less fit over time. Here are seven reasons we should remove “blog” from our language

1. It sounds like you have lots of cheese in your mouth when you say it
2. It wasn’t in the dictionary I used at college
3. Some words sound stupid after you repeat them ten times – “blog” sounds stupid right from the start
4. It is a four-letter word
5. It is one of those annoying words that gets used as a noun and a verb (see also “antique”, as in “let’s go antiquing” – what?!)
6. It has also been used as a root for other annoying words (Example #1 – “blogger”, which sounds perilously similar to “booger” and Example #2 – and my all-time least favorite quasi-word, “blogosphere”)
7. What would be wrong with just saying “web site” (as in “Check out my web site”)

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Here’s an idea for an extreme experiment in lifestyle for those of you with large following/follower lists on Twitter: Try following only people you really care about for a month, starting today (April 1, 2009). How much more meaningful would the time be? How much less time would you waste? At the end of the month, would it even be worthwhile to expend the energy to re-follow the lame ones?

Oh, and by the way, I don’t mean just follow the people that you’d listen to if they were speaking on television – I mean people you actually know and care about. Focus on the 20% that make a difference in your life.

This one action could revolutionize the way Twitter works for you. And I will go out on a limb and say that if ten people read this, nine of them won’t give it a try even if they really want to.

This begs a question. Actually several questions – questions about the true utility of Twitter. Is it really a great tool for listening? Who are YOU listening to? Why should I be listening to you? Perhaps most importantly, as I look over the updates from all the people I follow, what if I just don’t care?

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I’ve grown tired of one media outlet “reporting on” or “investigating” another media outlet. This is, perhaps, the most bold perpetration of selling out the consumer. This isn’t news, it’s propaganda.

It happens all the time, with programs focused on the entertainment sector, programs focused on politics, and most recently, it is happening with CNBC and the whistle-blowing Comedy Central (does anyone else see the irony here?).

I’m not going to link to it – if you haven’t heard the story, then just search for Jon Stewart or Jim Cramer – your efforts will be rewarded, I’m sure.

Suffice it to say that the whole thing is a ruse to help increase viewers of both programs. As far as I can tell, most anyone who appears in tabloid news programs and publications actually wants that exposure. This is what is happening with these two programs, and both Jim Cramer and Jon Stewart will benefit from the “buzz” with increased viewers.

Personally, I speak with real people in my real life about how to invest my money and time. You know, bankers, financial planners, people who are actually handling money and not just talking loudly about money? And I’m certainly not about to tune into the comedy channel for advice on any personal matter, be it financial, educational, or whatever!

I don’t “tune in” to determine where to store my accumulated wealth. Everyone seems so aghast and shocked that CNBC is actually sensationalizing the economic situation.

I say “So what?” Didn’t CNN sensationalize the Iraq War (they created a special logo to help “brand” it across their media properties, for goodness sake)? Didn’t all the public news outlets sensationalize 9/11?

Come on, people, wake up! TV stations work for the advertisers, not for the viewers. Who is writing the check, after all?

Viewers are just part of the “package” that the program offers to the advertiser. All the viewer needs is a reason for viewing that is simple to understand. If that reason is truth and sincerity, so be it. But often that isn’t the case. And the program is just as valuable to the consumer who’s seeking justification for her feelings of insecurity, if that justification is what the network delivers.

Same goes for a heightened sense of self worth (think Oprah), a sense of relief that someone else understands your problems (ala Dr. Phil), or simply the feeling that you aren’t so weird after all (Jerry Springer).

The bottom line: Take responsibility for what you invest in – it is your hard work that you’re investing, your time and labor. Understand and believe in what it is you’re purchasing.

2009 SEMMY Nominee

Sometimes you’re just doing your thing, and somehow, someone notices and praises you for it.  Other times, a bunch of people help to make you shine.  This post is a short “Thank You” to two people who have helped to make me shine.

Recently I wrote a short post on how to use LinkedIn for small town professionals.  Becky McCray and Chris Brogan made it possible for me to be nominated for a 2009 Semmy Award for this piece.  Without Chris’s post and comment section, Becky never would have corresponded with me.  Without that connection, I wouldn’t have written the post and this happy little story wouldn’t have happened.  So thank you Chris, and thank you Becky!

Believe me, I am beyond honored that someone is even reading what I’m putting out there.  To be considered along with the other nominees is much more than I could ever have expected.

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