I make my living in a lab.  I like full disclosure, so I tell you this to let you know that I have a vital interest in science and scientific inquiry.  I am classically trained as a chemist.  Nowhere in my training as a chemist have I found reason to doubt the notion that humanity, and indeed all of creation, was the product of a well prepared creator with an intensely personal vision for how this universe would look, and even how it would work.

I recently heard the phrase “sabotaging science” in reference to some church-based curriculum or another (yes, there are still a few educational programs which are built upon the foundations of religious thought).

This made me think, “If I were to create a universe, and give a certain group of life forms the ability to think and reason, would I then also sabotage that ability?”

It is a tough question if you consider the ramifications.  First, I am going to create this prototype setting for my favorite creatures to occupy.  Then I am going to create those favorite creatures, loosely based on my own image, and place them in this setting.

With further thought, the real question soon becomes, “Do I indeed give them free will to make choices, and thus, mistakes?”

As a mere mortal, there is much to consider.  Eventually, though, I think it necessarily comes down to “If they are to find truth,  how can they not have the ability to choose between truth and lies?”

Now, if sabotaging science actually happened, then I would assert that it was done from the beginning, when humans were established as the dominant form of life.  With human participation comes human error.  This is the true sabotage that has happened.  Give a person the chance to observe a monkey and a man, and instantly the similarities are obvious to this person.  But what of the less obvious differences?

It is ironic that this doesn’t hold for human creations.  Hand a person two items made by human hands or by today’s equivalent, the robot.  If the items aren’t exactly alike, the differences will be quickly obvious, while the similarities sometimes remain somewhat elusive.

For example, let us consider a small salad bowl and a similarly sized round ash tray.  To the casual observer, the two items are obviously different.  The recognition of this difference is nearly immediate among a wide variety of intellects.  Although the two items are both round, and may both be the same color, and perhaps close to the same size, the difference is obvious.

You may ask “What difference?”, to which I would answer, “The intention of the creator.  That is what separates the salad bowl from the ash tray.”  Even to a casual observer, this is quickly obvious.  This is because the observer has an understanding of the purpose for each.  Why not for the monkey and the man?

I propose that it is because you and I might one day create either the ash tray or the salad bowl, given enough patience and the right material and the desire to do so.  However, neither one of us will come close to creating a human or a monkey or any other of the wonders all around us.

You don’t buy it?  Well, go ahead.  Create something on the scale of the majestic world and universe we live in.  Try to create the moment that hundreds of thousands of people unwittingly share as they each observe a beautiful sunset, each from their own vantage point.  Try to create the feeling in your heart that happens when you hear a baby say “Dada” or “Mama” for the first time.  Want something easier?  Try creating a dung beatle, a cockroach, or a flea.  Where would you start?

This level of detailed work, the type of artistry that went into making just the few things we have discovered about our world, is just too much for most people to grasp.  So rather than looking up and acknowledging the wonder, we look down and wonder about knowledge.

We build tools and laboratories.  We create measuring sticks, and we create methods, and we create ways to quickly share the details of what we measure with others who are also measuring.  In all of this, we claim to build up a healthy detachment from what we are studying, we even claim to be “objective” and unattached to any method or theory, when in fact we know the opposite is true.

Just as the whole of creation brings a twinkle to the eye of the intelligent architect in charge of all, the author of a scientific paper will often defend the indefensible to the bitter end because his name is on it. Well folks, I think that we are the indefensible, and that grand architect has indeed gone the distance to defend us in spite of that, because of the love that develops between the creator and the creation.

Not only have we been allowed to search for truth, and to fail, but we’ve been allowed to keep trying again and again, with the encouraging promise of impending success.  This applies to everyone, regardless of whether you search for truth in a church or at a lab bench, as a journalist or as a laborer.  Today, tomorrow, and the next day you will have another chance to get it right.

Eight years can pass slowly, or quickly, depending on your attitude and what you’re doing to pass the time.  My fist eight years of life passed so quickly, I barely realized that they were gone.

The last eight years, also, have passed quickly.  I started that period by moving myself and my household from one region of our great state to another, in a sort of homecoming.  I had taken a new job in a new industry, an experience I would later write about in retrospect.

And now, again, it is time for a change.  I’ve parted ways with my beloved job in the natral products industry, and I am now off to a new beginning in an industry that is, in a way, also a homecoming.  I will again  be working in the agricultural sector, this time in an industry which is facing its own share of ups and downs right now, and I’m sure I’ll be sharing more details as time goes on.

Wish me luck!

Tea for Two

I believe that if you are a Republican and you think that you have some claim to the Tea Party protests, you may need to review the situation. This was a non partisan, grass roots effort to shake the legislators in Washington. It isn’t anti-Democrat and it isn’t anti-Republican. It’s not “anti” anything, it is Pro American Citizen.

This is a textbook demonstration of how to peacefully express your dissatisfaction with the way your representatives have been doing their jobs.

It is the latest in an escalating response from the governed to what is apparently either disrespect or complete neglect of duties on the part of lawmakers.

If you are a lawmaker and you spend your time in Washington social circles instead of in your district listening, you should be scared. We are in your district, and we are listening, and we WILL vote in the next election.

Don’t think that a party emblem is going to be your free pass - we brought the tea and we’re making enough for both parties.

So get your act together, review your voting record, compare it to your constituents’ interests, and maybe polish up that resume. You just might be with many of those constituents, in the job market, soon.

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Being from Iowa, it is impossible to live apart from agriculture, and it is nearly impossible to avoid professional contact with agriculture at some point.  For me, and many like me, this is a good thing!

I have compiled a group of Midnight Blogger posts from previous months on Agriculture.  Below are links to a the posts, as well as a brief description if appropriate.  Enjoy!

Be sure to drop a line in the comments and tell me what you think!

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So this post is brief - no, I mean really brief.  There is just one element:  the “call to action”.

I want you to do something, and I’m just going to come right out and say it.  Tell me about you.  Jump into the comments and tell me who you are, where you’re from, anything you want to share about yourself.  Do you blog too?  Tell me about that.

One specific question I’d love to have answered:  how did you get here?  Were you referred by someone, did you find me on a social networking service, or was it just plain old Google?

I look forward to hearing from you!

Iowa has been in the spotlight of the national news media for the ongoing attempts at manipulation of the legal definition of marriage by the Iowa judicial system.

Ever the merchants, local civic officials are now bracing for the anticipated rise in “tourism” - when I see that, I read “Gay people visiting Iowa solely for the marriage certificate”. Eyeballs in the state, yes, but tourism?  Not so much.

In case the bullhorns of the national media have drowned out the many legitimate reasons to visit the great state of Iowa, I just wanted to remind everyone that Iowa does indeed provide excellent real tourist attractions for everyone - regardless of your sexual preferences.

Here are five to get you started.  Remember, though, some of the most enjoyable experiences you’ll have in Iowa are the ones you discover yourself - so start here, but then explore on your own.  I think you’ll be back!

1.  See The Law of the Land Being Made. It seems fitting to start the list with the epicenter of the current “shockwaves”, as one radio outlet refers to the gay marriage legal acrobatics.  The Capitol Building in Des Moines is a beautiful building, built in the late 1800s in Des Moines, Iowa.  You can take a virtual tour here.  The capitol is full of architectural and historical curiosities, as well as some magnificent art commemorating various people and events in the state’s history.  One of my favorite displays growing up was a collection of figurines depicting all of the “first ladies” in Iowa (governors’ wives).  The state government of Iowa is comprised of an executive branch (Governor’s Office), a legislative branch (two chambers, the House and the Senate) and a judicial branch (culminating with the state Supreme Court).  All three branches have their offices here in the capitol.

2. Take Me Out to the Ballgame. The Iowa Cubs are the AAA farm team for the Chicago Cubs, and they play ball at Principal Park in downtown Des Moines, Iowa.  Known by the locals as the “I-Cubs”, this is one family-friendly and affordable way to spend a warm summer’s evening in Des Moines.  The ball club belongs to the Pacific Coast League and the park is one of the best places in town to see and to be seen, so check out the schedule and go to a game.

3.  “A Place For All Seasons, But Most Fun in the Summertime.” The Iowa Great Lakes are located in the northwestern corner of the state, near the Minnesota and South Dakota state lines.  West Lake Okoboji, East Lake Okoboji, and Spirit Lake make up the principal lakes of the Iowa Great Lakes and the surrounding area in Dickinson County.  The region is a favorite vacation and resort spot for both locals and people from around the country.  With numerous fine dining opportunities, fishing and recreational boating, camping, and dozens of opportunities for kids, Okoboji and the Iowa Great Lakes will become a favorite spot for you, calling you back year after year.  A usual stop for me is the Maritime Museum.  Their web site is still under construction, but they are in the resort town of Arnold’s Park.  And while you’re in Arnold’s Park, don’t neglect the obvious (visit the beach, hit the dining spots, enjoy some “night life”, etc.).

4. “Recently Recognized by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.” Not everyone can say that about their neighborhood, but we rock in Iowa.  Nowhere more so than at the Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake, in northern Iowa.  Of course, the momentous airplane crash of fifty years ago - “The Day the Music died” - is what many will remember about Clear Lake, Iowa, and the Surf Ballroom.  And the Surf remembers, too, but the venue has also moved forward - playing host to musical acts from around the country and from around the world.  From ballrooom dancing and Big Band music, to swing, to jazz, to country, today’s Surf Ballroom serves up something for all musical tastes.  The upcoming Leisure Suit Party is sure to become a regional favorite.  Be sure to make room in your schedule for a stop at this Iowa landmark!

5. “Four Times the City, Four Times the Fun!” This was heard uttered by a musician in the band “Semisonic”, performing at a rock and roll show I attended in the “quad-Cities”, the name given to the metro area made up of Davenport and Bettendorf in Iowa, and Rock Island and Moline in Illinois.  More evidence that Iowa rocks: the “Quads”, as the region is locally known, are home to lots of great music, and a great place to learn more is the River Music Experience.  Davenport is a stop on “Iowa’s River Road”, an effort to celebrate the cities of the Mississippi River.  Stop and stay a while - lots of great surprises await you around each corner.

Well, there you have it - five great Iowa destinations for tourists of every stripe - not just rainbow striped (*rimshot*).   Don’t feel like you need to bring your unicorn - just come on out (*buhdum BUM*).  Sorry - poor attempts at cheap humor ;).

Anyway, I could easily expand this to twenty-five or thirty attractions you don’t want to miss, but I won’t.  Because you will disover them for yourself once you arrive.  All are affordable and accessible, and you’ll find that the people here are super accommodating when you need something.

Here’s a favor I’m going to ask of you: respond in the comments with your own list of great things to see and do in Iowa!  Doesn’t matter if you’re a visitor or a native, just tell us!

Language seems to prove evolution an incorrect theory, as it becomes less and less fit over time. Here are seven reasons we should remove “blog” from our language

1. It sounds like you have lots of cheese in your mouth when you say it
2. It wasn’t in the dictionary I used at college
3. Some words sound stupid after you repeat them ten times - “blog” sounds stupid right from the start
4. It is a four-letter word
5. It is one of those annoying words that gets used as a noun and a verb (see also “antique”, as in “let’s go antiquing” - what?!)
6. It has also been used as a root for other annoying words (Example #1 - “blogger”, which sounds perilously similar to “booger” and Example #2 - and my all-time least favorite quasi-word, “blogosphere”)
7. What would be wrong with just saying “web site” (as in “Check out my web site”)

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Here’s an idea for an extreme experiment in lifestyle for those of you with large following/follower lists on Twitter: Try following only people you really care about for a month, starting today (April 1, 2009). How much more meaningful would the time be? How much less time would you waste? At the end of the month, would it even be worthwhile to expend the energy to re-follow the lame ones?

Oh, and by the way, I don’t mean just follow the people that you’d listen to if they were speaking on television - I mean people you actually know and care about. Focus on the 20% that make a difference in your life.

This one action could revolutionize the way Twitter works for you. And I will go out on a limb and say that if ten people read this, nine of them won’t give it a try even if they really want to.

This begs a question. Actually several questions - questions about the true utility of Twitter. Is it really a great tool for listening? Who are YOU listening to? Why should I be listening to you? Perhaps most importantly, as I look over the updates from all the people I follow, what if I just don’t care?

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I’ve grown tired of one media outlet “reporting on” or “investigating” another media outlet. This is, perhaps, the most bold perpetration of selling out the consumer. This isn’t news, it’s propaganda.

It happens all the time, with programs focused on the entertainment sector, programs focused on politics, and most recently, it is happening with CNBC and the whistle-blowing Comedy Central (does anyone else see the irony here?).

I’m not going to link to it - if you haven’t heard the story, then just search for Jon Stewart or Jim Cramer - your efforts will be rewarded, I’m sure.

Suffice it to say that the whole thing is a ruse to help increase viewers of both programs. As far as I can tell, most anyone who appears in tabloid news programs and publications actually wants that exposure. This is what is happening with these two programs, and both Jim Cramer and Jon Stewart will benefit from the “buzz” with increased viewers.

Personally, I speak with real people in my real life about how to invest my money and time. You know, bankers, financial planners, people who are actually handling money and not just talking loudly about money? And I’m certainly not about to tune into the comedy channel for advice on any personal matter, be it financial, educational, or whatever!

I don’t “tune in” to determine where to store my accumulated wealth. Everyone seems so aghast and shocked that CNBC is actually sensationalizing the economic situation.

I say “So what?” Didn’t CNN sensationalize the Iraq War (they created a special logo to help “brand” it across their media properties, for goodness sake)? Didn’t all the public news outlets sensationalize 9/11?

Come on, people, wake up! TV stations work for the advertisers, not for the viewers. Who is writing the check, after all?

Viewers are just part of the “package” that the program offers to the advertiser. All the viewer needs is a reason for viewing that is simple to understand. If that reason is truth and sincerity, so be it. But often that isn’t the case. And the program is just as valuable to the consumer who’s seeking justification for her feelings of insecurity, if that justification is what the network delivers.

Same goes for a heightened sense of self worth (think Oprah), a sense of relief that someone else understands your problems (ala Dr. Phil), or simply the feeling that you aren’t so weird after all (Jerry Springer).

The bottom line: Take responsibility for what you invest in - it is your hard work that you’re investing, your time and labor. Understand and believe in what it is you’re purchasing.

Aren't Kilts and Bagpipes Scottish?

Aren't Kilts and Bagpipes Scottish?

What do you wear under your kilt? Click the link for a short, low quality video (all I had was my point & shoot camera and I shot into the sun) of a piper marching down the street on Saturday at the front of the parade.  It was a bit larger this year than last year’s parade, if I remember right.  Welcome, Spring!